As much as I like Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I think you definitely settled in the right place
Even if you can’t get Irn Bru in glass bottles or deep fried Mars bars where you are.
Guess you could rustle up stateside version of Neeps and Tatties anytime you like …..but try to make a haggies and you’ll have OSHA along with homeland security knocking on your door.😆

Some things are better left alone !