I think this thread is about Martin's magnificent project (which will of course be miles better than the donor '21 cos it's got a better motor in it) so I'll be like Shilpa Shetty to your Jade Goody and maintain a dignified silence in the face of your taunts

We OK for the 3rd then Stephen? You got those Heavy Duty straps in yet? No? OK, I'll just bring a pair of old boot laces then. That should hold here steady

Wb