I like the one that went...
Quote me
"Best make that a double"
Quote barmaid
"A double what?"
Quote me
"A double double"
Quote barmaid
"I can't take a card unless you spend a fiver or more"
Quote me
"Best you keep filling that glass until you can charge it then!"
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