Way, way back many centuries ago, I believe that Zeelenberg and some other dude were riding the Suzook at tests and complaining how slow it was. Allegedly Schwantz jumped off the 500 and aboard the 250 and went over a second quicker than either of them after just a handful of laps.
Kocinski did actually make it look like a good bike at times. Then again, he was a tad talented even if a little strange!
Bayliss came good eventually, and Robinson, well, he was pretty good at painting helmets.