Chippenham aint too far from me, and I have a bike box trailer, with spare space to stash the bike if needs be.
I'm not saying I'll have the time to rebuild it - haven't even got time to do my own, but I could help out with somewhere to put it in the short term!
Why not just tell your wife for goodness sake? Are you a man or a mouse?
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