Seriously though. If you steal a CR500 then you'd better be prepared for a slap in the face. When I first rode mine, matey pulled it off the back of the truck, fired it up, I rode off and it slapped me in the first three gears so I held out a wad of cash. My mate Shane quickly jumped on board and it then slapped him in the face. Everyone should own a CR500 just for one day at least.
Going back to subject, I had my FZ600 stolen back in '88 and it was then involved in a police chase a couple of days later after some dudes had done a smash and grab on it. It was totalled when I got it back.
Also had my Dash 125 nicked here in Thailand. That gutted me even more than the bore stroke being nicked. Then the icing on the cake was my Honda Dream 100 wheelie machine getting nicked. Couldn't believe that one 'cos it was a right piece of poo. I must confess that I just shrugged and said oh well.