Under no circumstances should anyone take my post seriously. And as for using two hands on the front brake.....well, that's not only pretty difficult, but would probably make you crash anyway.
As MM says, leave the stunts to the stunt men.
Unless you want to be a stunt man, in which case I stand by my previous post
Oh, but maybe not in front of the school, 'cos you might hurt some of the kiddies when the bike does the big barrel roll down the road.