i could do with a laugh, we all have storys about them, im not talking about "i was doing 140 and the backend got away and..." im on about pulling up at the local burger van and you forgotten to put the sidestand down and then skittled a line of bikes. i had a few like pulling up in my dads back garden on my ar50 went to put my footdown to find my trainer laces were wraped around the kickstart ending with me on the grass with a bike on top of me ,also on my tzr i took the inner speedo cable out as it was going over the mileage for its first service,i was riding it that night when the outter cable came undone hitting the front wheel, i stopped outside a local shop infront of a load of people, went to put my foot down to find the ground sloped away and fell off ,i was riding my nsr in to my back garden, got to the gate and clipped our wheelie bin with my left handle bar, the front wheel then turned left and hit the gate post, i fell left knocking the bin over next to my car ,i landed on top of the bin with my upper body pinned agaist my car , my left legg was trapped between the bin and my nsr, i could not get out,my wife had to pull the bike off me Anyone got some more