Neal wrote:
What are the simalarities between a 10 foot crockodile , an expired condom and a dodgy crank ?

Actually, the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C
Condoms are a contraceptive
And having a dodgy crank can keep you in the garage till the small hours, therefore, also acting as a contraceptive.

Just felt like being a bit stupid today
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