A very big thanks to EVERYONE for attending this day, all the smiling faces and positive feedback made this a pleasure to organise ie no problems.
A special thanks to andy for letting us use this forum ,without this site i wouldnt have a new buisness,the same applies to www.rgv 250.co .uk (top turn out) Nsr world , WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!(with the Rossi paint job, this bike was stunning) 400cc greybike & KR1 s lads .

Friday night the sleepy village of Llandow had a wake up call and the local coppers cruised the area on the look - out for Paulo// a dodgy geezer with a cam-corder who had been reported too be filming EVERY van in the area ,after a full interrogation and body cavity search he was then released (with a big smile)
The coppers now on full alert the secret was out , they had to bring in the reserves, Impressa at the ready they hid in a dimly lit field with only sheep for company( how many sheep can you fit in a Impressa

Saturday morning ,the sun rose high in the sky(blatant lie) little did they know Paulo had been filming their night time activitys so once again he got wisked away for another grilling.

Slowly but surely,vans of all sorts made their way through the high securety barriers to the top secret venue of stalagluft Llandow.

The biggest suprise to the organisers was that the HUGE figure of BLADEBEATEREATER was found fully kitted out ,entry papers in hand ,with his BBQ trolly already glowing (rumour was he had been there since last christmas)
This fella was the first to feel the wrath, so after a bit of a struggle ,the straight jacket was Squeezed on to his massive carcass and was dragged off, his crime loose head stock bearings; a crime that would not go unpunished

The scrutineers of Gary and Matty goosed stepped the now filling compound , bikes of all description were found to be lacking in many areas,ie no brakes (Paulo again) leaking fork seals (z11oor?)(soon sorted with a grubby tea-towel) oh dear ! to many offenders to list

OGR & Racer Dan had spent the morning mixing up secret potions to fuel up the TZ , but to no use , as they had forgotten to put the pistons in the right way up ! (These racer types should know better ).


Hier von Tony (weird beard) Summond all to zee briefing at 09;50 hrs .
Rules were made clear (again) pitty no- one took much notice

White group 1 lined up ,two stroke fumes filled the grid, the time was right, the weather dry and sunny (another lie)

A massive shock was sent through the compound as ALL the machines followed the instructor (gsxr 1000)(dean)
The lone huge figure of BLADEBEATEREATER made a break for the armco but to avail , drive chain off, his escape plan foiled again

With groups 2 /3 out for a good hammering with no incidents ,the morning soon passed by, Luncheon was served in the huge dining facility at 12;45 hrs, it was soon realised that the confusion was massive as not one of the inmates new how to use a knife and fork!
Spoons were distributed out to all, the gruewl hurriedly consumed .

The inigma machine head recieved a urgent message * Gavin & Ash had been found and were now being dragged into the lower paddock *
The scruitineers were urgently despatched to this gruesome pair , all was not well ,zee paperwork was incorrect and no matter how many machines they dragged out of the Fiat Cinqueccento ALL proved not worthey ie bald tyres ,knackered this and that, things looked bad until ASH appeared from the glove box (hiding).
He had been also trying to conceal a secret weapon , a TZR 125 which was a little jewel, this machine was later seen taking many scalps , going round the huge banked curve with back wheel steering and sliding out (i was in hot pursuit but it was impossible to carry on- my bladder couldnt hold on due to laughing so hard).

The chief marshall seemed to be doing a little dance and jumping up and down with black flag ,waving to a stroker, but it was no use .
The Rules had been ignored :he had to be punished, with machine gun at the ready he bit the newly laid : tarmac at turn one , Racer Dan was found out to be the guilty party .

His father (ogr) was summond ( not pleased) His pants were swiftly removed by his daddy and his bear ass spanked for some time( Paulo filmed the whole incident)_

This event made the gathering hoards of inmates calm down a little for the rest of the afternoon ;with ONE EXEPTION .

WB : This fella had been lurking around on a variety of machinery all day increasing his speed with skill and cunning.
Rs 250 time, in stealth colors was his option for this long termer .
With huge speed his final escape attempt was impressive (collusion with the parramedics was his option) With a gracefull leap over the 2m armco it was straight of to Brazil (via Cowbridge Hospital ).

Evidence(wreckage) was soon collected , but even the dose of Scarpolamine (Trueth drug) was administered to his grinning fiance. ( she was later relased with no charges as she was far to cute and rides a nsr 150 (repsol) with skill and care (she only passed her test a couple of weeks ago) Very brave this one ; she caught the attention of all the inmates( and the chief commandant)

Parole was iminant for all the riders as the release time was approaching for most
Virginty now lost by all, the barbed wire and gates were removed and the masses were once against released to the community (under care orders) which is the world of cyberspace.

More stupidity will follow with your support in the next few months so dont miss the next exiting episode

yours commandant hier von Nutty