got told this last night on the phone, whilst i was working on my nsr... it was so terrible i lost concentration and accidently snapped of a rearset bolt and spent the next half hour trying to recover the bolt!!!


here goes...

How do you make a dead baby float? ?





.....One scoop ice cream, two scoops dead baby, top up with cola.
_________________
-------------------------------------------------------
94' BMW R1100 RS [HACK]
88' NSR 250R rothmans [MAD FUN]
89' NSR 250 special [work in progress]
-------------------------------------------------------
" ..cocked, locked, and ready to rock! "

well afterwards it got worse ( thankfully this time i was standing away from the nsr!!!)



...A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."





You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur.

................I go out the night before and shoot the fox.


_________________
-------------------------------------------------------
94' BMW R1100 RS [HACK]
88' NSR 250R rothmans [MAD FUN]
89' NSR 250 special [work in progress]
-------------------------------------------------------
" ..cocked, locked, and ready to rock! "

I guess you had to add the bit about losing the bolt to give any relevance at all...
_________________
'87 MC16

....2..3...is this thing on?
_________________
To much HP is barely adequate!