Hey, just read Fonyyy's signature at the bottom of his posts:

"Why would you put your beer down? You don't smoke..."

Quote from last night, spoken in a very subdued way:

"oooueaghhers....think I'm going home now....."

I can't say much though as I passed up an ideal opportunity to help the boys devour two bottle of whisky just so that I could watch our lad not win the F1 championship. Fontyyy even sent me a message at lap 32 saying it was because I was scared. I laughed this off, but don't tell him that he was right. I've seen those boys in action and I can't compete.

I can't believe even Fontyyy disappeared for 45 mins on Sunday night and left me to empty 2/3rds of a bottle on my own with nothing more than a few scantily clad gilrlies to keep me company! Thoughtless I say!!
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Well Mr Matt, as far as I recall you weren't in too good a state after the last "big one" either!

I blame the F1 for it, I "popped out" to check the result and thus mixed beer and Sangsom and it all went down hill from there........

Anyone who thinks F1 is boring should try watching it with 1/2 a bottle of spirits and a few various beers inside them, with a soundtrack of dance music and a couple of pretty girls on their knee.........
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Even the MotoGiPsy could possibly be worth watching under those conditions... maybe I will try it next time?!
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Come on Fontyyy, I was good to go after the last session. I made it home didn't I? Bit of a shame that I left the house keys in the car and had to sleep in the garden, but hey, this is Thailand. And it only took me a couple of hours the next morning to remember where I'd left the car.

Still got memory loss from that night. Just those few moments between "hello lads", and being rudely awakened from my slumber at 6am by the missus.

I'm positive it was the kebab you had that did it Matt... as far as I can recall, there were only a few drinks in the first bar and one drink in a gogo. Then you had that kebab, and I can't remember much after that! I reckon it was the intoxicating smell of the dodgy doner "meat" (the word meat used in the loosest possible term!).
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It's getting no easier out here, Andy is now trying to drag me out with some "little cousin" of someone he knows, I know who he means, she's only about a 9.7 out of 10, maybe 9.8, no more than that, so I may be able to resist..........
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Andy wrote:"meat"

As in "Made Entirely of Animal Testicals"
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Dave Ett wrote:

Andy wrote:"meat"

As in "Made Entirely of Animal Testicals"

As good as that??
I was thinking more "snout, trotter & rect ---uhm, perhaps we won`t go there!!!!

Nothing wrong with them kebabs mate. Who cares what they've got in them. When you've been in Thailand for 15 years the food is the least of one's worries.

"When you've been in Thailand for 15 years the food is the least of one's worries."

15 years, blimey imagine what it was like a shy retiring innocent young lad turing up there all fresh open to a whole new world of experiances and sights. Youll have to some storys for the grand kids eh matt?
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What is this "whole new world of sights and experiences" you speak of Mr. F?!

Move along... nothing to see here!
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Personnaly I wouldnt have a clue about these said "experiances", but I once read about such things in a magazine as I was staying in a quiet little convent down the east coast side of Thailand for my six years over there, never left the place once. Really, spent all day reading the holy scriptures and singing the lords words. Amen.
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fontyyy wrote:
It's getting no easier out here, Andy is now trying to drag me out with some "little cousin" of someone he knows, I know who he means, she's only about a 9.7 out of 10, maybe 9.8, no more than that, so I may be able to resist..........

Obviously a 9.8 cos she's got the job of looking after you again tonight, and I didn't hear the remotest hint of apprehension from you!
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